Product Description
Fly Parasite Predators are gnat sized, nocturnal, burrowing insects which do not bite or sting humans and animals. Adaptable to all climates, these parasites reproduce in one to two weeks thus constantly replenishing the beneficial insect population. These fly parasite predators are the naturally occurring enemy of all manure breeding pest flies. In nature these tiny insect predators serve as a major check of fly populations by destroying flies in the immature maggot and pupa stages. Be aware that beneficial insects only ship from our warehouse on Mondays and Tuesdays, and will only be shipped seven business days after the order is approved. Shipments usually take about three days to arrive to their destination.
Rate Points :4.5
Binding :Kitchen
Label :Orcon
Manufacturer :Orcon
ProductGroup :Kitchen
Studio :Orcon
Publisher :Orcon
Customer ReviewsDelicious on toast
Rating Point :5 Helpful Point :4
If you happen to be a globe-trotting gourmand with taste buds jaded by an over-indulgence of octopi ova or a surfeit of squirrel stew, this is for you.
The recipe book - bizarrely omitted from the product description - contains over 50 classic parasite dishes with helpful step-by-step photographs, so you can create a winner every time. In short, this is a most welcome addition to the over-crowded culinary oeuvre.
My only concern is with the two weeks of non-stop egg cracking required to complete the French Omelette recipe.
Didnt do much for me
Rating Point :2 Helpful Point :0
It added very little of the appealing to my bath water. I will never indulge in such a luxury again, no matter what those celebrities are using!
The Perfect Small Business Solution!
Rating Point :5 Helpful Point :40
When I opened my coffee house, I thought my All-American dream had finally come true I owned a small business!
At first, life -- and business -- was good. We quickly built a small but loyal customer base. We were in the black, not only because of our aromatic beans, but because our chef, Maldobert, created the tastiest pastries in Springfield, Guam!
And then it happened: a well-known Seattle-based chain opened up just down the street. Our business suffered, but we managed to squeak by -- at least until that same obnoxious chain with their snobby peaberry coffee and stinking-of-bacon breakfast pastries opened yet another shop - a drive-thru no less - at the other end of the block.
Our business began to fail. We mortgaged the house, then the children, all five, even the infant twins, Catheter and Moribund. Still, we were so destitute that we had to fire Chef Maldobert and, eventually, eat him.
Finally, we were so desperate that we bought every book about arson we could find. (Arson for Dummies was our hands-down fave!). Thats when we spotted White Fly Parasites. Looking at one another with glazed, starving eyes, we decided to spend our last dimes on a bag of 10,000 eggs.
When the package arrived, we carefully secreted about a third of the eggs at one of the competitors outlets, another third at the other one. (The last third, we left under the stoop at the taffy factory, but thats another story entirely.)
We waited two weeks then called the Springfield Health Department and complained.
How well did it work? Well, if youve heard the news about that big chain, you already know. Were overjoyed business is booming! Whether you operate a sandwich shop, a fine restaurant, or a taco joint, I cant recommend Fly Parasites enough. Theyll take care of the competition with larvae to spare!
Had I only know about these..
Rating Point :5 Helpful Point :6
Oh, the trouble and pain I could have saved myself if I had only had these in my labratory. - Seth Brundle
Dont let the "yolk" be on you!
Rating Point :5 Helpful Point :3
Inspired by his posts, Id like to piggyback on NedMuffin,(or at least his excellent review) infamous gourmand and licensed holistic swine masseuse by adding a brief word of caution. Please remember to eat the yolk in moderation. Not only do they often burrow deep within your innards, liquifying your entrails in the process, but they can be high in LDL (or "bad") cholesterol. If you must indulge heavily in the yolk, then make sure you also ingest plenty of Malaysian Stinging Wanker embryos. They will joyously gobble up the parasite larvae, leaving you full of Stinging Wankers, which can be simply flushed from the body by drinking a quart of warm water mixed with honey, cinnamon, kerosene and sulphuric acid.
ไม่มีความคิดเห็น:
แสดงความคิดเห็น